WoW. rLLy LoNg tiMe. LuKe juSt rEmiNdeD mE 2 riTe sUm sTuFF. (iA LuKe) sO eRe gOeS....

oN sAt i wEnT 2 piNgLeS 2 sEE waFFLe dO tHt SpORt rELeiF miLe wIf TiM n tYLeR. wE miSSd iT :(
n tHeN wE wEnT 2 sUbWaY. StUpiD pLaCe> "wHt kiNdA bReAd dYa wNT?" wHt kiNdA fOOkiN bReAd dYa fiNk? MouLdY? n tHeN tHeY toLd mE aBt tHeiR sAuCeS n i jUsT gOt cOnfuDDLeD n hAd NoN :(
n tHeN wE wEnT bAK 2 miNe... n i WaS In ThE ShOwEr N I CaME oUt 2 fiNd TyLeR n TiM sTaNdin therE wiF tHeiR hAiR aLL iN LiTTLe BoBbLeS LiKe a riTe pAiR oF cOkEnDs.

tHeN, LaTeR, i wEnT oU 4 a mEaL wiF RaChS FaMiLy ppL. tHe NaN pErSoN wAkD mE wiGF hEr bAg n tOLd mE 2 mOvE. i wAs LiKe... aRgH!tHeN.. wEnT hOmE.... weLL... 2 RaChS (mY seCoNd hOmE) n wAtChEd cRuEL iNtEnTiOnS... wHiCh wAs PoO. tHe LeZ KiSS wErNt evEN kiNkY.

 

ThE nExT dAY wE wEnT 2 buRtOn 2 seE LuKe (iA LuKe) ANd iAn (u dnT gEt aN eLo cOz u jUsT cOnfUzE mE) aNd wE wEnT 2 tHe fAiR. iT wAs gD. i HaV a bRuiSe oN mY aRsE fRm tHiS buMpY rIdE. iT wAS woRtH iT tHo. aNd rCaHeL LoSt hEr fOnE. bUt sHeS nOw oN cOntRaCT sO iM guESSiN tHt wAs wOrTh iT 2. mE n RaChy wEnT oN tHa cRaZY cOttAgE!! yAY! tWaS wKd. yEr... aNywAy... tHeN wE wEnT mAcCy dS. n LuKe (iA LuKe) n iAn mAdE sUm STuPiD JoKe abT tHe bOgS - i aCtuALLy tHoRt iD bEEn iN tHe MeNs LooS!!

ThEn.... wE wEnT 2 tHa pArK n i gOt pUsHeD oN tHe ziP-wIrE tHiNGy. fKn sHiT mEseLf!

tHeN... sEEn sHrEk 2. FuNNy.

tHeN... wEnT hOmE....

k

bYe xXx

 

weLL weLL weLL, LoNg tiMe nO sEe eH? i am nOw a cAndAdiAN eH?

RiGhTiO, iM eNgLisH aGen. i LuV gAVIn n RicKy n wiLL yUIng nOw 2. iT gOeS 1)JaMEs 2)RiCkY 3)GaViN 4)WiLL yOuNg.

hEy, i jUsT fOrT.... y r tHey cLLd sTaiRs iNsiDe n sTePs oUtSiDe? hOw dUmB iS tHt? y cnT tHeY b StEpaiRs?¿

RaWrRRrRRrR....

e R RaCh pEt... tYpE suMMiT... aFtEr iVe dUn tHiS thiNgy...

Lo... iM rAcH... bOOoOOOoOOooO... eRm,

sHe dNt kNoW whT 2 sAY.

sHeS tALKiN aBT aNN suMMerS. dUm dE dUm

SmiF iS a sLaG. e pRoMisEd a weLL bIG pRomiSe tHt e LuVd hELeN nOt RacH. n nOw... ugH. whT a sLaG.

k.

tA rA pEt.

xXx

 

wOw.. tHe LAsT dAY oF MAY. weLL... iaaAaaaaaaAAaaAaaaAaa!!!!! oW r uUUUUuuUUUu? iM gD.

i aV dun SAT's n aLL tHt cRaP nOw. uMmmMMmm... wHtSa gOiN oN? nOt aLoT. NiK mOvEd. i wiLL kiNdA miSS hIm... bUt i aiNt rLLy nOtiCeD hEs gOnE yEt. LoL. uMMmmmMMmm... iM weLL cLeVa cUz i mEmOriSeD a mAssivE eSSaY 4 fReNcH :D

diD i eVeR teLL u whT iM doiN 4 GCSE's? weLL iF i diD... theN hErE iT iS aGeN... aRt, meDiA sTuDieS n gEoGeRz. YuP. tHtS wHt i cHoSe. i wUd aLSo LikE 2 sTaTe tHt I LUV JAMES :D awWWWww i LuV jAMeS. e iS wKd.

wHt aS aPPeNd LaTLy? o YeR. i LiEd iN dRaMa 1NcE n sEd i wAs iLL wEn i wErNt n EVRY1 feLL oUt wiF mE n hAd A gO. nO1 aS a gO aT hELeN wEn sHe LieS aBt hEr fOOt iN PE. hM.

iM guNNa gO noW

byEzZZzzZZzz

xXx

 

i 4Got 2 riTe aGeN yEstErDay...

2DaY........ sUkD. Like mOsT dAYs aT sKooL.... i rEkoN mY LiFe iS GeTTiN LeSS n LeSs iNtErEsTiNg. o weLL... iLL fiNd sUm wAy oF bEiNg mRe iNtErseStiNg. 1dAy. nOt 2dAy tHo. iM 2 tiReD. *yAwNs* wEn suMfiNk gD HaPPeNs... iLL riTe iT dWn..... OoooOOo mE n bUrNsEy feLL oUt pRopA biG... bUt iS k nOW cUz wE r mAteS aGeN.

bYe xXx

 

iT'S yEaR 11'S LeAviNg dAy.. n tHe pRoM. *gEtS iN mArDY* i wNNa pRoM :(

tLk LaTeRz cUz DiNNeRs rDy!

 

iT wAs hActuALLy mY biRfdAY YeSteRdAy. i hAd a coOL gOlD bRaCLet... sO bUy mE sUm cHaRmS! aNd... a mOOdstOnE riNg. aND sUm LitTLE finGs. aND....MoNeY... aHa! aNd iD LiKe 2 sAY eLo 2 LuKe bCuz iV fOuNt oUt hE rEaDs tHiS. *wAvEs*

uMMmm.... i iS goiN dRaYtoN mAnOr 2mOz.

rAcH inVitEd mE oN hoLs wiF hER. mY mUm tOOk aGEs dECidiN. aNd sEd nO... cUz hELeN aLRdY tOOK tHe pLaCe. aND cUz i wDnt b aBLe 2 gO oN HoLs wif HeR. KirSt wUz goiN iN tHe 1sT pLaCe yA sEE... n ThEn hEr mUm cHaNgEd hEr minD. n nOw rACh n kirSt hAV feLL oUt. n i hOpE tHey dNt pOO iT uP 2moRRA.

uMMmmMMmmMM.... i eRm... duNNo.

bYe!

 

iTs gUdGeRs biRtHdAy 2dAY. o weLL. hEs gAy.

i wEnT bOwLiNg aNd ciNeMaS... wiF rAcH n HeLeN n TiM n diCkiE.

i wUz oRiGiNaLLy gOiN wIf kiRsTy n HaNNh n Kt n HeLeN n rACH. kT cDnT gO cUz sHeS doiN suMMeRt wiF sOpHs mUm oR suMfiNk. aNd... KirStY tLd mE oN tHe fOnE tHaT sHe "cDnT b boVeReD" 2 gO. sO i rEbOOkEd BoWLiN. n ThEn sHe rANG uP rAcH, hU i wAs wiF, n hAd a gO aT hEr. n mE. sOrTa tHiNg.tHen sHe RAng mE UP LaTeR n i Sed sHe cAn gO 2mOz cUz i aiNt gOt a pRoBLeM wiF hEr, iM jUsT aNNoyEd wiF hER. tHen sHe RAng hANNaH uP n sEd i hAd a gO aT hEr n pUt tHe foNe dWn oN hER. buLLSHiT. weLL... hANNaH wDnt gO tHeN cUz "evRy1 wUz aRGuiN" sHe wUz oUr LiFt bAK aSweLL. bUt wE gOt aNoThEr 1. n tHen i iNviTeD TiM n diCkie.

n wEn mE n rACH n tiM n diCKiE wUz bY tHe bUS n tHeSe mEn ppL wEnt bY. n wAS aLL LiKe giMMe uR nUmbA. tWaS rAtHer fuNNy haCtuALLY.

DiCkiE 1 bOWLiN. hE cHeAtEd tHo. i tOOk SuM PiCs wHiLe wE wAs tHerE. tHe fiLm wUz gUd. iTs wA tHe giRl nXt dOOr. tWaS aBt a pOrN sTaR woMaN tHiNgy. y cNt wE hAV a rLLy cOOL pRoM LiKe iN aMeRicA? iN oUr sChOOl wE hAV 1... bUt i rEkoN iTs cRaP

nEwAy iM gOin.

bYeEEeeEEe

 

p.S i hAd sUm HaAgeN DaZ iCe cReAm. yUmmY.

p.sS i 4gOt 2 sAy, i feLL oVeR iN tHe ciNEmAs n eVRY1 LaFFd aT mE. LoL.

 

WoW... iTs LikE... 10 dAyS tiLL mY b'DaY. wHOOhOO... 14 aT LaST.

mE n bUrNseY sPLiT uP. dNt rLLy wNNa tALK aBt iT tHo.

ReTaiL tHeRaPy iS aLwAyS tHe aNwSeR.

uMmMM... i bOrt sUm jEaNs n a tOp n a MaSSivE PizzA. n uNLiMitEd iCe-cReAm. LoL. tHaT wAs a LaFF. aNd tHe mAn sAt iN sNoT oN tHe bUs. LmAo. uMmMMmMMm... i hAd 4 eAsTeR eGGs. iVe eAtEn tHeM aLrEaDy. tWaS NiCe. NewAyZ......

CyAz

 

wELL... i aiNt bEEn oN hErE 4 aGEs... n aGeS... n aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... aGEs... n agEs... BuT i aM nOw. weLL... sUm sTuFF haS hApPeNd.... rItE. weLL 1sT tHeRe wAs sUm fAmiLy tHinG i dNt wNNa teLL yOu. aNd UmMMM... HeLeNs mUm hAd a bAbY. wiF tEd wHoS 65. i fUrT hE wAs 68 :-S

aNyWaYz... hEs caLLeD jOhnaThAn aNd hE wAs bOrN oN tHe 28tH oF fEbrUrArY. HeLeNs mUm diNt kNoW sHe wAs pReGnaNt tiLL tHe 12tH oF FeB. sHe wAs geTTiN tHiNNeR inSteAd oF fAttEr... tHaTs y sHe diNt kNoW sHe wAs aViN a bAby. TeD toLd hEr 2 pUt iT uP 4 adOpTioN. sO hELeNs mUm diD. aNd tHeN 6 wEEks LaTeR cHaNgEd hER miNd. n sHe gOT iT bAk 2dAY. BTW... sHe diNT tELL HELeN tiLL yEsTeRDaY.

i cNt b aSSd 2 riTe muCh elSe. cEpT....

bYe!!

 

i aM gOiN oUt wiF buRnSeY... bTw. siNcE yEsTeRdAy. uMmMmmMMm... i diNt gO oUt 2dAy. i cLeAnEd 2 kiTcHeN... n i ainT eGG-ZaD-uR-aTe-iN - iT tOOk me aLL dAy. weLL... i dNt cArE... i dNt gOt nuFFiNk bEttEr 2 dO. iM goiN oUt 2moRRa... mAYB. hMmmmMMmmm...
DicKie gOt aSh 2 teL mE hE LiKeS mE. hEs a bUm. mAyb e sHuD dO iT hiMseLf. oR mAyB.... e sHuD jUS 4gEt aBt iT. hEs mY mAtE n eVrYfiNk. bUt tHaTS iT.

UmMmmmMm... 2Day ItZ BeeN CrAp  N BoRIN So ThErE AInT MuCH 2 RiTe.

ByE.

 

weLL... LaSt niTe i sLePt 4 13 hOuRs! tHaTs LiKe... 780 MiNuTeS... wHiCh iS LiKe 46800 sEcOnDs. WoW. tHAtS sO LoNg.  wEnt dWn RaChS wiF TiM... hAd sUm MooDLeS (yEaSh... MooDLeS nOt NooDLeS) n tHen bUrNseY cAmE rNd. yAY. n tHen i hAd 2 gO hOme... :-( bUt tHeN bUrNsEy cAmE wiF mE... :-) e hAd 2 gO @ haLf 6 tHo. tHaT kiNda sUkd. aCtuALLy hE diNt gOt tiLL 7.

iVe juS fOunT oUt tHaT tHiS DicKiE tHinG iS sTiLL tOtALLy F-U-C-K-E-D.

TiM sEZ 2 bUrNsEy tHat DicKiE LiKeS mE aNd tHaT hE iS weLL PiSSd oFF wiF mE. yEr i diD sTuFF wiF DiCKiE... bUt i wAs hAviN a LaFF... n i rEaLiSeD aFtEr i wAs sTooPiD. cUz oF bUrNsEy. i LiKe hiM. LoTz. n MiLLioNs. aNd aPP. DiCkiE wEnT 4 a wLk wiF RicKy... n wAs gUnnA hiT BuRnSeY. wHicH iS sTooPiD. n TaKin iT o.T.t. i fiNk tHiS iS weLL gAY. aPP i wAs "cMn oN2 DicKiE". wHaT iS tHiS? a pArTy wHeRe u aiNt aLLoWeD 2 hAV fuN? eVeN iF u dO rEALLy rEGrEt iT aFtEr. sO LeMMe sEt tHe rEcoRd sTraigHt... i sNoGGeD diCkie aNd BuRnSeY. i ReGrEt sNoGGiNg DiCkiE. nOt bUrNsEy. n iM sO soRRy 2 bUrNsEy.

I aiNt eVeN sUppoSeD 2 kNoW DicKiE Likes mE. weLL e aiNt tOLd mE. sO mAyb e sHuDDa toLD mE tHaT e LiKeD mE b4 e sTaRtEd sNoGGiN mE. @ LeAsT tHen i wuDDa sToPPd iF i hAd KnOwn iT wAs gUnnA mEAn sUmmErT 2 hiM. cUz tHaT aiNt wHaT i wnTd. tHiS iS weLL gAY.

sOrrY bUrnSeY. i ReALLy aM. iVe toLd u wHaT hAppeNd. iT aiNt uP 2 mE wHaT u wAnnA fiNk tHo. i LuV yA.

i dNt fiNk i wNNa riTe nEFiNk eLsE nOw. aiNt iN tHe mOOd.

bYe

 

WeLL... YeStErDaY wAs VaLeNtiNeS dAy. aNd... RaCh hAd a PaRtAy. ReNtZ oN HoLz. HoMe aLoNE. PaRtAy!!! iT wAs weLL fUn... uNtiLL i FuKd iT uP. mOrE aBt tHaT LaTeR. dNt rLLy wNNa fiNk aBt iT. HeRe gOeS:
KiRsTy 4 BoSSy*
RaCh 4 SmiFe*
HeLeN 4 TiM*
HeLeN 4 HoLLiE*
ChRiSSiE 4 DiCkiE
JaMeS 4 RiCkY 4 HaNNaH?? LoL

RaCh 4 JaMeS LmfAo*
N i LuV bUrNsEy.

1nZ wiF sTaRz wErE sNoGGiN. iN fAcT. iLL pUt a PiC iN oF tHe LeZbO KiSS :D

WeLL... KirStY... sHekEpT sLeePiN oN tHe fLooR eVeRywHeRE. LoL. sHeS a bUm. aNd.... BoSSy gAve hEr a LuV biTe oN hEr BooB. uGh. iT wAs sKaNkY. uMmMMmm... tHaTs aBt iT... cEpT tHeY sLepT oN tHe fLooR 2geVa.

RaCh n SmiFe.... hMmmMMmmM... tHeY wAs sNoGGiN oN tHe BeD. i HaV fOtOs oF eM oN mY fOnE... weLL iT aLL cHaNgEd iN tHe MoRnIn... cUz rAch... sHeS cUm 2 hEr sEnSeS... n sHe fiNkS SmiFe iS a NoB. wHoohOO. yAY. SmiFeS a sLaG... e sNoGgeReD eVrY1.

HeLeN n TiM wAs sNoGGiN. tHaTs aBt iT. TiM wEnt hOmE aBT 2. tHey sAt tHe dNt LiKe eAcH oThEr. bUt HoLLiE n HeLeN... wAhAy! HoLLiE wErNt eVeN PiSSd! FuLL oN LeSbiAn aCtiOn!!! aLL niTe!
ChRiSSiE fAnCyS DiCkIe. bUt DicKiE wAs sNoGGeRiN eVry1 eLsE... eXcEpT hEr. sHe wAs weLL uPsEtEd :-(

JaMeS, RiCkY n hAnNaH wAs bEiN LoNeRS. hAH. LooOOooOOosErS.

i LuV bUrNsEy. But i fUkd iT uP LasT niTe. CuZ i wAS KiNdA sNoGGeRiN BuRnsEy. WhiCh i mEnt. bUt aFtEr e wEnT. i wEnT wiF DiCkiE. WhiCh wAs StooPiD. n iM sUcH a DiKheAd. uGhHHhhHhhhh. cOOpEr u NooB. i fiNk bUrnSeY sTiLL LiKeS Me. i hOpE sO.
i aLsO gOt BaNNeD oFF mSN. aLL cUz i sPeNd 2 mUcH TiMe oN iT. sO i aiNt aLLoWeD 2 RuN uP a MAssiVe FoNe biLL tLkN/tXtN mY mATeS, cAnT gO oUt wHeNeVeR i wAnt wiF eM cOz i LiV iN gAY NuNeAtOn. aND nOw i cNt eVeN tLk 2 eM oN tHe nEt. i aLrDy fiNd iT hArD kEEpiN iN wiF mY mAteS. wHaT aBt noW. iTs weLL gAY. gUeSS iLL b uPdAtiN tHiS aLoT mOrE nOw tHeN. sO. tHe wEEkEnD sUkD. aPaRt fRm BuRnSeY.
aND i nEEd KiRsTy 2 gO oUt wiF BoSSY. kK.
bUh bYE xXx

 

2dAy... mE tiM n diCkiE wEnt 2 sEE sCaRy mOviE 3. iT wAs rLLLLLLy fuNNy. nOt aS fuNNy aS tHe oVa 2 tHo. aNd tHeRe wAs tHiS giRl... siTTiN nXt 2 tiM n i tOLd  tiM 2 teLL hEr tHaT e LikEd hEr fEEt. aND hE diD. wAt a duMbAss. i hAd a eXtrA LARgE pOpcoRn. hOw stOOpiD aM i? i aTe a qUaRtA oF iT n tHen i cDnT eAt nE mOrE. tHe MiChAeL jAcKsOn biT iS sOOooOOoooOOooooO fuNNy. LoL. wE pLaYed iN bOWLiN aLLeY pLaCe oN tHe gAMeS b4... i KIKD TIMS ASS ON DANCE MAT... cEpT e iS iN dENiAL. aNd i wAs pLaYiN diCKiE aT tHem hOrSe tHiNgS... n tHeRes aLL tHeSe ppL... wAtChiN uS bUm tHeSe hoRsEs... n miNe waS bRoKeN! n iT wDnt mOvE aWAy fRm tHe iNNeR bARRiEr tHinG oN tHe scrEEN! i bEt i LooKd weLL stOOpiD. n oN tHe buS tHeRe iS cOwboYs. they wAs weLL sCaRy. aND... TiM n diCKiE diD KaRaOkE @ miNe. LmAo. u hAd 2 b tHeRe. n nOw diCKiEs gRoUnDeD 4 a moNtH bCoz e diNt RiNg hiS dAd. sTooPiD. sO i miTe hAv 2 gO sEE BLiNk wiF TiM.

iM iN a weLL bIg cHuff cOz tHe 50 bUs gOeS fRm riTe oUtsiDe mY hOuSe 2 RIGHT oUtsiDe tHe oDeOn 4 LikE... £1.05. YaY. tHaT mEaNs mOrE ciNeMa mOrE oF tHe tiMe! hmMmmmMMmmM.... bYe

 

dUm dE dUm

i dnt nO wAt 2 pUt. TiM rLLy aNNoYeD mE 2dAy. i gUeSS iTz oKaY cOz i rLLy aNNoY ppLz aLL tHe tiMe. i tRy nOt 2 bUt i gUeSS thaT iM aNNoyiNg 2 sUm ppL. o weLL. tAke mE oR LeAve mE. iM bUsY doiN sUMmErt n iT rLLy bUGS me wE n ppL wNt sToP tLkN 2 yA. even wEn mY sTaTus sAyS "bUsY" r tHey dUmB oR suMfiNk? n suMMeRt eLsE tHAt RLLy bUgS mE iS wEn pPL gEt aLL pRoTeCtiVe oVeR sUm mUsiC LiKe tHey oWn iT. i mEAn... pPLz hAV diFFrEnT OpiNioNS. n tHeY'rE aLLoWeD 2 sAy eM. im LiStniN 2 sUm 41 aLbUm. i aiNt LisTeNeD 2 iT iN yEaRsSSssSss... yer nEwAy. iD LiKe 2 aPPoLogiSe 2 u iF iVe eVeR aNNoyEd u. iM reaLLy soRRy. i fiNk i hAv sUm hWk. uMMmmmM... i cNt mEmbA. o weLL. tEaChErS fAuLt... tHey sHuD giV mE mEmOrABLe HwKs n nOt cRaP 1nZ tHaT i 4gEt. iM pLaNNin mASSiVe shoPPiN 2 cOv sEEin aS i aiNt bEEn iN LiKe... weLL i aiNt bEEn tHiS yEaR! hMMmmMmmmM... OOoooOO a tXt. aNg oN. oH. iTz oNlY tHe gAy OrAnGe hOrOscOpE tHiNg. iT sEz TaUrUs: DaY RaTiNg: 63% SuM PpLz aiNt BEiN hOnEsT wiF u... aNd U uRseLf pRoBaBLy sHuDnT rEVeAL uR hAnd <mAyb tHaTs y dOm sEd sHe diNt LiKe mY finGeRs> BuT a wiSe fRieNd dUz u a gD tUrN. hMMMmMMmmM.... wAt a LoAd oF BuLL. YaY. aNooVa tXt. wOw iM pOpuLaR 2niTe. iTz tYLeR. YaY tYLeR. NeWaYz GeTTiN KinDa bOrdEd. sO. eRm.

byE.

 

UMmMmmMMmmmMMmmM...

BuMsEyS iGnoRiN mE oN mSn. TiMs jUs.... pReTeNdiN 2 b a pUnK 2 a giRl <15/f/nl> <wHeRe tHe fUk iS nl?>

OooOOoooOoOO... bUmSeY tLkD... e wAs eAtiN.

wEn i wAs eAtiN mY bRoCoLi 2dAy.... i LooKeD @ iT. n i fOrT oF bUmSeY. HeH. BuMseY tHe bRoCoLi (soRRy iF tHaT oFFenDs yA) hEh. i dNt eVeN fiNk i cAn spELL bRoCoLi.

<iV jUs diScOvErEd nl iS NoRtHeN iReLaNd>

tHe cRaiG dUdE kEEpZ tXtn mE. e LuRvEs mE. i dNt LuRvE iM tHo. aNg oN LeMMe rEaD tHe tXt... :O e dZnT nO wAt :O iS. wAt a bUm. aNd hE sEz i cHaNgEd mY hAir siNcE cRiMbO.... *cLaPs* weLL dUn cRaiG. d'yA kNoW wAt i aiNt sEd iN aGeZ? i rOk. whOO-hOO. eRm.... dUm dE dUm. iM LuVd aGeN. YaY. i nEEd 2 gO shoPPiN. oRdEriN sTuFF oF tHe nEt iS sO BoRiN.

iM a tRaMp. <siNg 2 -  jUst a LiTTLe bY LiBeRtY x> TrAmPyYYyyyyYy eVrYfiNk abT mE sO sKANkYyyYyyYyY u dNt eVeN nO wAt iVe gOt... iT kUd b wOrMs oR MeAsLeS oH yEaH yEaH. aNd tHeY'Re sO aMaZiNg, yEs iM tLkN aBt mY wKd tRaMp tRaiNeRs. tHey cOmE fRm tHe tRaMp bOx iN - pE. tHeY r jUs sO wKD. oH yEaH yEaH. TiMs gUNnA mAke iT iN2 a rEaL sOnG.

BoReD.

bYe xXx